Sam Clam and Larry Lobster are good friends. Larry Lobsters dies and ascends to Heaven. He is given a harp, a pair of wings and a halo because he’s an angel now. He says to Saint Peter “Look I have a very good friend, we were just in the process of opening a new undersea disco. It’s opening night and it’s going to be great. I would love if I could just go back down for one more night.”

Saint Peter says, “Yes I will allows if. But you cannot lose any of these angel thing. You cannot lose your harp, your wings or your halo. Do not misplace them.”

There is a blinding flash of light and he is alive again. There is a tearful reunion with his friend Sam Clam. They open the disco, Larry Lobster ascends to Heaven again. Saint Peter says “Now do you have your wings?”

Larry Lobster says “Yes”.

“Do you have your halo?”

“Yes.”

“Do you have your harp?”

“Oh no… I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco!”

-From Dinner Party Download podcast